No Cream Puffs - Karen Day I found out after a mere 27 pages that I don't get twelve year old baseball wonder Madison. First I kind of sympathized with her, because her best friend abandoned her for the popular girls, but then I followed her home and witnessed her obsessing about a fortyish rock star neighbor. I so never have been growing up on the same planet as her - although era-wise she is only a few years ahead of me.